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Total Medals Earned: 414 (From 94 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 6,710 Points

Reincarnation: TCOU

Fighting the Demons Unlocked 8/10/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Found Jesus Unlocked 8/10/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Number of the Priest Unlocked 8/10/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Extinguish the Fires Unlocked 8/9/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Blood-Stained Glass Unlocked 8/9/10
25 Points
Beat the Game

Medals Earned: 5/5 (50/50 points)

REPLAYING :the game:

Bloodbath Unlocked 6/28/10
25 Points
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
A Little Birdie Told Me. 25 Points Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
THE END 100 Points Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Unlock-ness Monster 100 Points Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/250 points)

Riddles of Renaissance

That's a start Unlocked 1/29/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Why did the egg cross the road? 10 Points Because the chicken was waiting for it on the other side.
Pope 25 Points Get the "Pope" class (10 stars).
Punteggio perfetto 25 Points Achieve a perfect score (300).
Those are for codardi 25 Points Complete the game without the use of hints.
Art historian 50 Points Unlock all the paintings in the gallery.
Enigma Show 50 Points On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.
Addicted 100 Points Beat the game four times without closing it.
This is interesting. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's art, not porn Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/305 points)

Road of the Dead

Blunt Force Trauma Unlocked 10/17/10
5 Points
Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Gunslinger Unlocked 10/17/10
10 Points
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Hydroficial Intelligence Unlocked 10/17/10
10 Points
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Hood Shaker 5 Points Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Flip Flop 10 Points Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Meticulous 10 Points Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Don't Need Wheels 25 Points Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
No Mercy 25 Points Hit 25 civilians
Quick Draw 25 Points Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Road Dominator 25 Points Hit 50 highway soldiers
Road Warrior 25 Points Defeat a helicopter
Wise Man 25 Points Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Close Encounters 50 Points Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Nuke Watcher 50 Points Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Pinball 50 Points Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Speed Racer 50 Points Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Tank 50 Points Buy all the upgrades
Time To Spare 50 Points Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Top Gun 50 Points Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Zombie Sniper 50 Points Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Dead On Time 100 Points Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Hell's Angel 100 Points Beat Highway To Hell
One Man Army 100 Points Drive 10 KM in Police State
Survivor 100 Points Beat The Great Escape

Medals Earned: 3/24 (25/1,000 points)

Score!

Deaf Unlocked 6/16/10
5 Points
The sound of silence...
Frotteurism Unlocked 6/16/10
5 Points
It's just too hard to resist...
Hospitalized Unlocked 6/16/10
5 Points
Let's take this outside!
Quitter Unlocked 6/16/10
5 Points
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Rejection Unlocked 6/16/10
5 Points
Love hurts.
Scooter Rooter Unlocked 6/16/10
5 Points
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
The Flash Unlocked 6/16/10
5 Points
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Thirsty Unlocked 6/16/10
5 Points
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Violence Unlocked 6/16/10
5 Points
Put em up.
Alpha Male Unlocked 6/16/10
10 Points
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Beached As Unlocked 6/16/10
10 Points
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Booze Hound Unlocked 6/16/10
10 Points
Drink til you drop.
Cock Block Unlocked 6/16/10
10 Points
Chicks before dicks.
Hungry Unlocked 6/16/10
10 Points
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Sleazebag Unlocked 6/16/10
10 Points
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Experimenting Unlocked 6/16/10
25 Points
Proven to double your chances!
Multicultural Unlocked 6/16/10
25 Points
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
True Gentleman Unlocked 6/16/10
25 Points
Treat her like a lady.
2's Company 3's... Unlocked 6/16/10
50 Points
...a hell of a good time!
Casanova Unlocked 6/16/10
50 Points
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
Score! Unlocked 6/16/10
100 Points
You are officially the master of scoring!

Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)

Seed of Destruction

Master of Time and Space Unlocked 4/18/10
5 Points
Pause the game.
Infertility 5 Points Get a game over.
Backfire 10 Points Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Drunken Air Show 10 Points Play a custom game with only jets.
Mega Combo 10 Points Get a 20+ combo.
Tankicular Homicide 10 Points Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Hanging in There 25 Points Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Looking for a Challenge 25 Points Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master 25 Points Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points Beat story mode.
Evasivivity 50 Points Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction 100 Points Beat story mode on hard.

Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/425 points)

ShellCore Command: Ep1

Newborn Unlocked 7/1/10
5 Points
Complete the tutorial
Casual Commander Unlocked 7/1/10
10 Points
Complete all tasks at Haven 1.
All ur base r belong 2 us 25 Points Win a Skirmish battle on hard difficulty
MidCore Commander 25 Points Complete all tasks at Haven 2
Phat Lewt 25 Points Collect a part of a BattleCore
HardCore Commander 50 Points Complete the Campaign
ShellCore Commander 100 Points Get a total achievement score of 30.000

Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/240 points)

Skinny

Hidden Item 1 Unlocked 6/24/11
50 Points
Find the hidden item in Felix's Hideout
Hidden Item 2 50 Points Find the hidden item in The Infected Waterway
Hidden Item 3 50 Points Find the hidden item in Mama's Nest

Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/150 points)

Stickya Adventurya

Easier as it seems. Unlocked 7/17/10
5 Points
Kill the first enemy.
HOW COULD YOU?! 5 Points Destroy all the bunnies.
Knick knocker. 10 Points Explode the big mean door.
Well, that was fun now wasn't it. 25 Points Complete the game.
You're just great at this. 25 Points Die over 100 times.
Slice, Dice and Slash. 50 Points Defeat Slash in Guitar Hero.
You must be cheating! 100 Points Finish the game without dying more than 20 times.

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/220 points)

Street Fighter Collab

Turtles Unlocked 3/13/10
25 Points
Nobody likes a turtle!
Domestic Violence 25 Points X marks the spot!
Tiger Nipples 25 Points Give 'em a pinch!
Tiger Uppercut 25 Points Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Yodelay-hee-hoo! 25 Points Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Ono Boners 50 Points Oh Ono!
Bloodshot 100 Points Watch the whole thing without skipping.
Egg Hunter 100 Points Find all the secret movies!

Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/375 points)